Saturday, December 02, 2006

Helmet and a Short Bus

You know what marginally competent, soon-to-be single folks do before they buy furniture? The measure things - the space intended for said furniture (like, oh, a chaise lounge) and the actual furniture itself. They don't wait until they get said furniture in their house to figure out that the comfy accent piece is the same size as their couch.

Next time I want to blow $500, I'm putting it on black at the roulette table in Vegas.

Remember this next time you mock B for being utterly and completely clueless. You're no slouch in that department either, cupcake.

1 comment:

Norm said...

Well, that's better than buying furniture based on an interior wall rearrangement that you may or may not be able to sometime in the future.

Not that I'd know anything about that. Nope, nope, nope.

*adjusts helmet*